Sober for Satan Unisex T-Shirt
How do you stay clean and/or sober? Through strength of will, the Seven Tenets, and a little help from Satan themself?
This classic fitted tee includes durable features such as seamless double needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, and a double needle sleeve and bottom hem. Tearaway tag means no neck irritation.
It's made from 100% cotton; with the exception of two colors: Sport Grey color is made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester; while Dark Heather color is made from 50% cotton 50% polyester blend.
Care Instructions: Machine wash and tumble dry on low.
3-5 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 3 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Your privacy is very important to me. I won't sell or give away your personal information. A number of my products are shipped by production partners, who do receive your shipping information.
These partners are:
Gooten (yard and house flags, apparel, stockings)
Teefury (wall flags)
Art of Where (beanies, totes, scarves)
I'm happy to create any flag you can imagine, and if it's one that others may want as well, then I don't even charge a fee.
If you're looking for something special just for you or a loved one, then a small fee applies ($5-20, depending on complexity.)
The flags all feature a guide to sizes on the listing, but if you're unsure, please send a note. I also recommend mapping out the size with a folded blanket, or a template, if you want another way to visualize the size.
Flags are all made-to-order, and once they go to production, I can't change or cancel the order.
Sizes for clothing are in images in the listings, but please send a message if you have any questions or concerns. Once they are in production, I can't change them, as they are made-to-order by my production partner.
I'm happy to provide giftwrapping on the items I ship directly - currently enamel lapel pins, enamel pendants, stickers, and buttons. Please send a note if you would like to arrange a personalized note in the order, or gift wrapping.
I do my best to be eco-conscious with packaging, using as little as possible. I re-use bubble wrap and foam from shipments I receive, and am in the process of switching to compostable mailers.
These are made for me by a company in Jiansu, China. Each design requires a unique mold, then the pins are cast and hand-enameled.
(eg: Asexual and nonbinary flags have 4 stripes, and use the same mold. Rainbow Progress flag has a unique mold.)
If you're interested in a pin or pendant that I don't currently carry, just send me a note and I'll add it to the next batch I order, if there's enough interest (and you'd be surprised how often there is, after all, I specialize in microlabels!)
As the silver-tone on the enamel pendants does contains nickel, I apply resin to the back of the pendants, where they are likely to contact skin.
I also use a stainless steel bail (loop that the chain runs through) and either cord or stainless steel chain.
Unfortunately, not all of my production partners are in Canada. I do my best to choose partners who are ethical, and produce quality products for reasonable prices. Currently, Art of Where is my only production partner based in Canada.
If you order an item I ship myself, or something from AoW, such as a beanie, tote, or scarf, it will ship within Canada. Otherwise, it's coming from the US.
Depending on the items you've ordered, they may all ship in one package, or they may arrive separately. Each production partner will ship their items directly to you, as will I (of course).
I try to send a note when items will ship separately, but may sometimes miss it.
Other than size, the single-reverse wall flags are quite lightweight material, semitransparent. This is what allows the design to show through the other side, albeit not as bold as the front. It looks more opaque when hung on a wall.
The single and double-sided flags are made of a much heavier, thicker material, which is opaque.